have it hanging out of your mouth for pics and your grand entrance.
- Big Business. Wear a nice business suit and put on a name tag that says “Big Business.” Find a small Uncle Sam doll and have him sticking out of your pocket. The joke is subtle, but your friends will get it!
- Pharma Rep. Maybe it’s the pharmaceutical industry that really gets you pissed off. Blow off some steam on Halloween by having fun with it! Wear your nicest suit and carry a brief case with all sorts of med samples coming out the sides. If you just ask friends and family, there’s no doubt you’ll have more packages than you need to complete your costume.
- Republican “Values”. For couples, the guy dresses in a suit and holds the bible (maybe even Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate), then walks arm and arm with his gal dressed up as a prostitute.
- And last, but certainly not least! Monsanto: For couples, one dresses in a nice suit with a “Monsanto” name tag and the other dresses as a farmer. The farmer wears a dog collar, and Monsanto holds the leash! How’s THAT for a statement?
Whatever you do for Halloween, don’t take yourself or these costumes too seriously. Show the masses that environmentalists know how to have a good time. Please share with us your green-themed Halloween ideas in the comments section below!
Eco-conscious Halloween Costumes